The differences between women and men are countless, but the one that always bothers me is the lack of woman to woman camaraderie and loyalty. Men have the “guy code” wherein there are certain unspoken rules to abide by such as not tattling if he cheats or engages in other deplorable behavior. It is far less common to hear a man gossip about his friends or say something such as “Can you believe that whore?” (I suppose I should clarify that I’m talking about hetero men here.) Not that it doesn’t ever happen but it’s not the fucking pandemic like it is with women.
There are too many women that immediately dislike any other female until they’ve been given a reason to feel otherwise. Most unfortunately, that reason typically has something to do with wanting something from that person. Even once a girl is your “friend” they can quickly turn on you given the slightest opportunity.
I’ve been on the receiving end of disloyal behavior. I’ve had rumors spread about me, both true and untrue; girls telling other people they don’t like me for whatever reason and then acting like my new best friend to my face; as well as a laundry list other heinous acts performed against me. I think that I can say with a relative amount of certainty that I have not, in recent years, engaged in this type of activity. Certainly I’ve had problems with people, but I try to handle them with the highest level of maturity, given the situation. I’m sure that there are some that would argue otherwise but my intent is never to be purposefully hurtful or to cause drama.
I honestly never really understood this or the reasoning behind it until recently and I hate to say this, but the cause is typically one thing: Jealousy. If another girl is perceived to be prettier, smarter, richer or any other –er, she must be a bitch, whore, slut, etc. Another person in the world can’t possibly have something that we see as “better” and actually also be a good or nice person. Right? Uh…no. Very, very wrong.
These acts of jealousy are mainly directed towards single women. If she’s single, then girls think she’s a threat either because they think she’s going to try and steal your boyfriend or she’s competition in the dating pool. And we all know how evil single women are. They’re conniving to fuck every man that exists—your boyfriend included. (<–extreme sarcasm)
Oh no you didn't!
Jealousy makes people crazy. It makes them irrational beyond the point of return and there is no hope once that line has been crossed. This jealousy does have a root cause and it’s has nothing to do with other women. It has to do with their own insecurities. For whatever reason there are mass quantities of women that are not pleased with their own life and lack a confidence in knowing that they are pretty amazing people. Typically, the only thing holding them back from being an outstanding person is their negative attitude towards other women. Per my previous blog post regarding Spontaneous Trait Transference, this is a vicious cycle in which one woman talks shit about another and then other women think the first woman has those same negative traits.
This is mainly why the majority of my friends are men. We can make fun of one another (jokingly) and no one takes it personally. If someone crosses a line, they just say so and it’s usually over immediately. They don’t dwell on something that was said or look for the “deeper meaning” of people’s actions. Things are taken at face value. They don’t see their friend’s outfit and think to themselves, “I look like shit compared to him” and then go into an insecure frenzy. That said, men certainly have their own set of faults including a typical lack of sensitivity or inability to convey emotions, but in terms of being loyal friends and their lack of gossiping, they are far superior.
Now understand that you don’t have to like someone just because they’re the same sex. Of course there are legitimate assholes everywhere. But rather than cause unnecessary drama just because they’re an idiot or act two-faced by being all lovey-dovy when they’re around and then tell others about how dislike them, let me give you an example of how this should be handled. I know this guy, who I will not name here, that I sincerely do not like for very valid reasons. He’s not an ex-boyfriend, but there have been several incidents directed at me that I do not appreciate (an example that men can suck at being friends too). I have to see this person pretty regularly due to mutual friends which is less than ideal but whatever. When I see him, I say hello (and not in a snide or condescending fashion), and walk away. I don’t make a big, fake production out of it and give him a hug asking him how his life is because frankly, I don’t give a shit and it’s insincere to pretend that I do. I also don’t blatantly ignore him and instead simply acknowledge him and then leave it at that.
All people do engage in some gossip, even men, and others want to know what is going on in everyone’s life if for no other reason than to have something to talk to you about. It only becomes a problem when it is meant to be vile, hurtful and damaging. It becomes an even bigger problem when the shit talker acts as your friend to your face. To be honest, at this point in my life, this type of behavior doesn’t make me angry, it irritates me and really, makes me a little sad. It’s sad because the offender clearly lacks the ability to recognize their own positive qualities and exude a confidence that they are a great person on their own accord. I’m not trying to say that I am perfect. Sometimes we all get annoyed and need to talk about it. But there is a difference between unfounded gossip and disloyalty, and reacting to a specific incident.
The girl friends that I do have are amazeballs. They are incredible women that are beautiful, successful, hilarious and confident in their own abilities. They are not jealous of others and don’t talk negatively about people because they know it’s not important and only causes idiotic problems. They are only interested in being loving, caring people that just want to laugh and enjoy life. You’ll get much further in life with this attitude. Unfortunately there are, in my opinion, not enough women like them.
So all this said, if you are someone that acts friendly to my face and then tells others how much you don’t like me, is my friend one minute but not the next or wants to gossip about me, go right ahead. Know though that while I will feel sympathy for you, I certainly will not go out of my way to be friendly towards you. And don’t think for a second that I don’t know who you are. I need idiotic and drama-seeking people in my life like I need a hole in my head. I’m fucking awesome. Deal with it.
Can we just be nicer and more loyal to each other? Come on, women! Why would we want to tear each other apart? In the words of Balki Bartokomous, “Don’t be ridiculous!”